Monday, October 19, 2009

For the two hundred and sixty seventh time, I want to advise my readers not to read my entries with 100% seriousness. 75% is sufficient.

I am referring to my previous entry about friends always asking me the same questions all the time. It was meant to be a funny one. Oh c'monnnn. If you feel that it was an angsty me, you are so wrong. In other words, you my friend, don't know me well enough or you are a very serious person who takes things super literally, non? To understand my style, my sense of humour, I urge you to watch more Hollywood cheap flicks or befriend more gays. They have a wicked sarcasm, I like.

Some phrases are exaggerated like how I complained I've said it 'two hundred and sixty seventh times' when in fact I only did it thirty four times? Some are plain wicked to bring out the sarcasm to piss you off and piss in your pants. Some of just dumb. You know, blondes are dumb but they are funny just by being that colour.

While I was ranting to Shiwei about the comment I received for that particular entry, she broke me off saying "But why.. I thought it was really funny. I laughed out loud!" THAT will be my favorite sentence for the next one month. Thank lord someone is of the same frequency. She said she could totally see me rolling my eyes while I typed "Please be more innovative, my friend." hahaha I heart my Meinu...

Sometimes you do not need to be truly funny, you just need someone to understand.

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